Happy Appy Spinoffs Because Why Not

As you know, Happy Appy spinoffs are a little bit bad. Also, that 'little bit bad' part on that last sentence was a huge lie. So, let's take the piss out of them and create spinoffs that could actually happen in the future. The spinoffs don't even have to star Happy Appy. You can make one on Forenzik, Gerasim, Danny, or that Gina girl. Just make sure the person you make fun of actually appeared on the pasta or its three sequels, alright?

DA LIST


Happy Appy Gets Appabeetus.
Happy Appy crosses over with Kingdom Hearts and Pokemon (it actually did happen near the end of the pasta's ruining by fans, I shit you not)
Happy Appy gets remade in MS Paint and GoAnimate by all of the under-13 fans of the pasta, and Forenzik kills them all.
Forenzik hijacks The Hub and replaces the episode of MLP with Happy ONLY killing the Appaloosan ponies.
Gerasim plays Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby
Happy Appy plays with a Slap-Chop
Happy Appy meets The Annoying Orange
Happy Appy vs. Jeff the Killer
Happy Appy vs. the ALASKAN BULL WORM
Happy Appy Becomes Worm Jeff's Dinner
Forenzik survives a execution squad, being ran over by a tank, a nuclear bomb, and the Big Crunch
Happy Appy Applies for Art School; Is Promptly Rejected
Happy Appy Goes to the Grocery Store and Is Mistaken for Produce
Happy Appy Does Dallas
Forenzik vs. Predator
Happy Appy and the Quest for the Golden Apple 2: Even Goldier
Happy Appy and Spongebob in Underwater Fruitcake
Happy Appy vs. The Skin Taker
Happy Appy Lays Eggs In Your Ear
Happy Appy Is Eaten By Slug Hoody And Slug Masky
Happy Appy Gets Baked Into A Pie
Miranda's Ghost Haunts Nickelodeon
Happy Appy Exfoilates
Happy Appy Is Sued For ONE BILLION DOLLARS
Forenzik's Butt Is Haunted
Happy Appy Season 5: Seed of Happy Appy (I really hope someone gets this, there's like three jokes in here...)
Happy Appy Predicts the Fiscal Cliff
Gerasim and Forenzik's Blind Date
The Happy Appy Rappy Time Show
Happy Appy Moves to Disney Channel; Promptly Commits Seppuku
Forenzik Roasting On An Open Fire
Happy Appy's Unbirthing Fetish (do NOT google that, I beg you)
Happy Appy vs. Crappy Appy
Happy Appy Gets Trapped In A POPstation
The Happy Appy Show! Starring Pauly Shore and Steven Baldwin!
Gerasim Ships Forenzik And Happy Appy As An Act Of Revenge
Forenzik Opens Page After Janurary 15th, Kills Admins For Trying To Lock It.
Happy Appy meets Woll Smoth, becomes Hoppy Oppy
Happy Appy is sold in a Supermarket
Happy Appy Gets Mouth Surgery
Happy Appy Sees Street Whore, Discovers He Has A Big Shlong Stick
Happy Appy Gets Kicked Off of Disney Channel for having A Funny Show
Forenzik doesn't find any murder clues
Danny pukes up Denny's Grand Slam
Happy gets juiced and becomes Sad Applejuice
Forenzik gets cut into thirds and still survives
Happy gets eaten by a fat Bulbasaur
The author of the previous story gets beaten to death by fat Charmander fetishists.
Forenzik vs. The Rake
TEH DAY OF ALL TEH APPLEJUICE
AND THEN AN APPLE CORE POPPED OUT!
Happy Appy listens to the Lavender Town music and commits seppuku
Happy Appy eats a taco with shit.
Happy Appy gets diarrhea
Happy Appy watches Drake & Josh because iCarly sucks
Forenzik develops a crush for Gerasim
Gerasim cheats on Tomoko hashimotalog WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS
Happy Appy 4: Gerasim's Weird Fetish
Happy Appy watches Squidward's Suicide
Happy Appy sees that the Happy Appy wiki Got vandalized
Happy Appy becomes a pimp
Happy Appy drags a kid into a bush then you see blood or apple semen... They look similar!... Don't judge me
Happy Appy gets arrested for pedophilia
Happy Appy watches raywilliamjohnson. Sends Forenzik to kill him
Happy Appy watches Smosh. Gets addicted and dies
Happy Appy shouts the N-word. Gets raped
Happy Appy eats dog food
Happy Appy fails to cover his boner
Happy Appy gets raped by a dog
Happy Appy breaks his dick stick, then eats it
Happy Appy finds out we made this page to make fun of him
Forenzik dresses up as a woman to attract Gerasim. Walks into an dark alley. Gets raped by hobos
Happy Appy 6: Freddrick doesn't even give a shit anymore
Happy Appy's keyboard broke so he has to write like this: My K3ib0rd Br03k
Happy Appy Fucks Himself With A Cactus
Happy Appy sticks a cactus in is asshole
Happy Appy is Love
Happy Appy is Life
Happy Appy becomes butthurt on the Creepypasta wiki
Happy Appy finds out that there is no porn of himself
Happy Appy watches gay porn
Happy Appy watches 2 girls one cup
Forenzik's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Happy Appy adopts the Happy Appy wiki
Happy Appy adopts the Trollpasta wiki
Happy Appy adopts the Creepypasta wiki
Happy Appy is Happy Appy in Happy Appy the Movie: Happy Appy is Happy Appy. 
Happy Appy Gets a Master's Degree in Wumbology